The official Chuck & Snerk FUN PAGE! This page is a collection of links to amusing web sites, quotes, jokes, and other random sources of amusement that I felt worth keeping. Most of these are a collossal waste of time, so if you have time you need to waste, this is the place. The collection is pretty wimpy now, but I will be adding to this page when I get a chance, so hopefully soon it will be crammed full of nearly-useless distractions. If this isn't mind-numbing enough, check out the Games page I found! |
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Explaining English /
GM vs. PC /
Mind Tricks /
Realistic Equivalents /
Hell Explained /
Improving Your Language /
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Explaining EnglishReasons why the English language is so hard to learn: |
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GM vs. PCOldie but goodie: |
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Mind TricksDaer All, |
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Realistic Equivalents
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Hell Explained
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Massachusetts at Lowell, engineering dept.'s chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. |
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Improving Your LanguageIt has occurred to me that the art of swearing has degenerated into simply prefacing nouns with the word f***ing as an adjective. In the interest of elevating the tone and quality of profanity in the English language, I pass this useful list of phrases on to you. For those of you who happen to be English, consider yourself quite fortunate; the phrases sound so much more convincing with a British accent.Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou": |
artless bawdy beslubbering bootless churlish cockered clouted craven currish dankish dissembling droning errant fawning fobbing froward frothy gleeking goatish gorbellied impertinent infectious jarring loggerheaded lumpish mammering mangled mewling paunchy pribbling puking puny quailing rank reeky roguish ruttish saucy spleeny spongy surly tottering unmuzzled vain venomed villainous warped wayward weedy yeasty |
base-court bat-fowling beef-witted beetle-headed boil-brained clapper-clawed clay-brained common-kissing crook-pated dismal-dreaming dizzy-eyed doghearted dread-bolted earth-vexing elf-skinned fat-kidneyed fen-sucked flap-mouthed fly-bitten folly-fallen fool-born full-gorged guts-griping half-faced hasty-witted hedge-born hell-hated idle-headed ill-breeding ill-nurtured knotty-pated milk-livered motley-minded onion-eyed plume-plucked pottle-deep pox-marked reeling-ripe rough-hewn rude-growing rump-fed shard-borne sheep-biting spur-galled swag-bellied tardy-gaited tickle-brained toad-spotted urchin-snouted weather-bitten |
apple-john baggage barnacle bladder boar-pig bugbear bum-bailey canker-blossom clack-dish clotpole coxcomb codpiece death-token dewberry flap-dragon flax-wench flirt-gill foot-licker fustilarian giglet gudgeon haggard harpy hedge-pig horn-beast hugger-mugger jolthead lewdster lout maggot-pie malt-worm mammet measle minnow miscreant moldwarp mumble-news nut-hook pigeon-egg pignut puttock pumpion ratsbane scut skainsmate strumpet varlet vassal whey-face wagtail |
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